Baby modeling.

People don’t just wake up one day as fully formed capitalists; you’ve got to get them indoctrinated early to ensure they fully embrace the values of crass consumerism.  So, when someone posted on Nextdoor that they were looking for baby models for a clothing line, I went right ahead and sacrificed the girls on the altar of commercialism.

Anyway, they were really cute, and scored some sweet onesies.

Onesies by Om Baby

Should you need baby models, you can contact their agent right here.